{"product_id":"dont-look-at-my-crack-funny-floral-bottle-sticker-10x5cm","title":"Don't Look At My Crack - Funny Floral Bottle Sticker 10x5cm","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-243abe69-7fff-940e-43ed-31456bd06558\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEyes up here. Please\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; page-break-before: always;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Don’t Look At My Crack” is our shy bottle character from the Deco Bottle Art family. She’s bending over, she’s embarrassed, and she’s calling you out. Same hand-painted sass we put on glass bottles, now in UV vinyl so she can hide her crack on your laptop, bottle, or anywhere people stare too long.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; page-break-before: always;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStick her on your water bottle, tumbler, notebook, or gym shaker. She’s the perfect passive-aggressive reminder to mind your business.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; page-break-before: always;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy she’s worth the side-eye:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1. UV on Vinyl, drama-proof: Waterproof, fade-resistant, and scratch-proof. She’ll survive hot showers, gym bags, and judgmental stares.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2. Peel \u0026amp; reposition: Reusable adhesive means you can move her when people get too curious. Flexibility + boundaries.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3. Die-cut + glossy finish: Cut to her bent-over bottle shape with a glossy UV coat. No background, just her crack and her attitude.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4. Made for upcycling: We design stickers you’ll reuse, not toss. Stick her, move her, cover a new crack. That’s the Deco Bottle Art way.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; page-break-before: always;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for: Water bottles, laptops, gym bottles, phone cases, notebooks, car windows, toolboxes.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eVibe: Quirky, sassy, cheeky humor, bottle art character  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; page-break-before: always;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial: UV on Vinyl  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinish: Glossy  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in: South Africa by Deco Bottle Art by Maggie  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; page-break-before: always;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon’t look. Just stick.  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal; page-break-before: always;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Deco Bottle Art by Maggie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47954429346004,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0832\/5932\/6676\/files\/IMG-20260331-WA0015_070940.jpg?v=1779129420","url":"https:\/\/decobottleartbymaggie.com\/products\/dont-look-at-my-crack-funny-floral-bottle-sticker-10x5cm","provider":"Deco Bottle Art by Maggie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}