Don't Look At My Crack - Funny Floral Bottle Sticker 10x5cm

Eyes up here. Please. 

“Don’t Look At My Crack” is our shy bottle character from the Deco Bottle Art family. She’s bending over, she’s embarrassed, and she’s calling you out. Same hand-painted sass we put on glass bottles, now in UV vinyl so she can hide her crack on your laptop, bottle, or anywhere people stare too long.  

Stick her on your water bottle, tumbler, notebook, or gym shaker. She’s the perfect passive-aggressive reminder to mind your business.  

Why she’s worth the side-eye:

1. UV on Vinyl, drama-proof: Waterproof, fade-resistant, and scratch-proof. She’ll survive hot showers, gym bags, and judgmental stares.  

2. Peel & reposition: Reusable adhesive means you can move her when people get too curious. Flexibility + boundaries.  

3. Die-cut + glossy finish: Cut to her bent-over bottle shape with a glossy UV coat. No background, just her crack and her attitude.  

4. Made for upcycling: We design stickers you’ll reuse, not toss. Stick her, move her, cover a new crack. That’s the Deco Bottle Art way.  

Perfect for: Water bottles, laptops, gym bottles, phone cases, notebooks, car windows, toolboxes.  

Vibe: Quirky, sassy, cheeky humor, bottle art character  

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Material: UV on Vinyl  

Finish: Glossy  

Made in: South Africa by Deco Bottle Art by Maggie  

Don’t look. Just stick.